YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT
RTE - Olympic Games 2004

 

As history hangs heavily in the warm summer air
and the most civilised meeting of nations repair
to the heart of the motherland still resolute
the Olympian dream is in disrepute

a long-running drug-fuelled multi-layered story
wraps those who are stealing the ultimate glory
it’s no longer the grafters who’ll run ‘til they drop
but those who’ve got access to the best chemist’s shop

nowhere to somewhere, a scream to a sigh
from out of the running to flying high
but every achievement is called into question
by those with an interest in athletes’ ingestion

but as the shock sinks in there’s a quiet satisfaction
among the cleansing agents in the front line action
who regularly take the piss during well-aimed tests
sorting out who’s hiding what under their vests

perhaps we need to look beyond the wealth and the fame
and the almost-unbelievable time and time again
for the reasons that so many are willing to yield
just to compete on a level playing field

they’ve got to get a grip of this but where do you draw the line
I’ve heard a cup of ginseng tea could be a crime
and all those pumped-up additives causing all kinds of aggro
to those off their heads who don’t even know

in this pick n’ mix counter culture it’s not always clear
which everyday pick-me-ups can stuff a career
and the purely psychological - imagine the deal
if a Boots bonus card was keepin’ it real

there’d be places in races
for big smiley faces
brought on by Senatogen abuse
the Germoloid wide-eyed
would crack open a broad stride
as the multivits worked themselves loose

and then like a bat out of nowhere
some puny little bloke from the back
could do 0-60 in three and half seconds
speeding on Fiery Jack
and snorting a Beecham’s Powder
prescribed for athlete’s foot
proves a well-oiled sprint’s deceptive
‘cos someone else made the cut

and those heavy-legged non-productive runs
that prevent true class from showing
could be sorted by an assortment of laxatives
to get the slow motions flowing

to be the fastest on earth is the ultimate aim
if you want to reach the zenith, the top of the game
itching for the starting gun, imagine the thrill
if you could break all records on Vagisil

but those anointed with greatness and those that are clean
the finely-tuned fully committed flying machines
can take some consolation from the Greek word catharsis
and put these other people on the bones of their arses
‘cos cheats never prosper, they can run but never hide
and when judgement day arrives and these two world’s collide
only those on adrenalin will exceed their limit
and test positive for pure Corinthian spirit

 

 
 
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