I'll
have to love you and leave you
'cos I don't believe you
about you and that white van man
It
doesn't take all night
to fix a pilot light
and unblock an avocado toilet pan
You
stayed up talking?
he's hardly Stephen Hawking
come on you're having a laugh
I've
heard it all now
you're just a horrible cow
I'm going home to drown in the bath
Whole
Lotta Nothing
Whole Lotta Nothing
Whole Lotta Nothing
Have
I cut off my nose to spite my face
there's blood and snot all over the place
and I just can't seem to get myself into gear
But
then again this is life
it's supposed to be full of strife
ah bollocks, I won't even bother sheddin' a
tear
I'll
play Wreckless Eric all day long
now I'm the singer, I'm the song
I'll give it large in the land of plenty
I'm
surfin' on the crest of a slump
and I haven't half got the hump
I've just peeled a banana and it was empty
Whole
Lotta Nothing
Whole Lotta Nothing
Whole Lotta Nothing
Yeah,
I was down but now I'm up
it was only the norm in a teacup
and everyone knows you can't keep a good man
down
So
it's head up, chest out
chin up, school's out
l'll clear the table and sink the pink and brown
That's
just the way it goes
but it keeps you on your toes
it's all part of life's warp and weft
But
live for today
nomatter what they say
and at the end, have a look at what's left
Whole
Lotta Nothing
Whole Lotta Nothing
Whole Lotta Nothing
Whole Lotta Nothing
