This
is the deal, it's real, I'm not fakin'
I couldn't do a day without fried egg and bacon
Polyunsaturates dressed in lard
I'm a black pudding, sausage and egg die-hard
A fried bread lover and a hot dog trapper
I once pulled a gun on a grease-proof wrapper
But non-the-less, I'm non-the-wiser
(Although I do exfoliate and use moisturiser)
I
need it now and I can't wait much longer
Full breakfast on a bap can only make me stronger
Make it or take it, high-in-fat haters
You know where you can stuff your baked potatoes
I'm not thick skinned, full of wind, sequinned
and bloated
Even if my Parka is green and sugar coated
I know what I like and I like what I know
Get your bread in the tomato juice and go with
the flow
Okay,
we know life's better in dreams
There's no smoke without fire (except for smoke
machines)
That flavour of the month only ever lasts a
week
And the earth will never inherit Joe Meek
Tell me why 'abbreviate' is such a long word
Why honey gets a better press than lemon curd
But as a rule, keep your cool, if they call
you fat
Don't let it get to you, you're bigger than
that
I
need you here and I need right now
Two bread vans wrapped round a cow
You're the best at absorbing the night before
Why don't they kiss and fry-up like this anymore
This is real, it's the deal, and I'm not fakin'
I'm vacant and shakin' if I'm not makin' bacon
I need you here and I need right now
Two bread vans wrapped round a cow
I
was in the planetarium with a vegetarian
In the butty queue behind an antiquarian
I laughed when he told me he could eat a horse
Especially if you rubbed it down with brown
sauce
And unless I misheard or I'm very much mistaken
He said he was one of those veggie's that still
eat bacon
Which serves to remind us, when you re-heat
it
Most of us want our cake and most of us eat
it
I
need you here and I need right now
Two bread vans wrapped round a cow
You're the best at absorbing the night before
Why don't they kiss and fry-up like this anymore
This is real, it's the deal, and I'm not fakin'
I'm vacant and shakin' if I'm not makin' bacon
I need you here and I need right now
Two bread vans wrapped round a cow
